V1. Written by AHKMEL PHAROD

Back in 99
I found this place on line
and this bad Halifax chick
who was oh so fine

Back when Blackplanet.com
changed my life
the chittin and the chatting
things felt so right

and I've never ever been to Canada before
only Albany to see NYC no more
and that's about how high I've been up north
until finding love and being caught

Like after I booked my first flight on AIR CANADA
traveling through the air non-stop to canada
to meet this Nova Scotian woman from Canada
who had my head spinning from the states to canada

altitude 30,000 feet in the sky
ears popping with mad tears in my eyes
praying for the pain to stop why oh why
until I touched down and looked at her thighs

and said yeah she'll be worth it
I know for sure your man AHK deserves this
so young so ripe so perfect
this girl was untouched and thats my word kid

I'll be the first and last american
that she worships
after giving her the business
while she's giving me the service

I'm international now
I'm bout work this
all weekend in and out
on purpose never nervous
Oh YEAH


V2.


Passport check
Customs check
my Money's on deck
I'm bout to reset

and be recognized like
a Vietnam vet
every time I'm back in town
the coochies mad wet

I'm hunting it
wanting it
loving it
and tugging it

rubbing it
hugging it
mugging it
and snuggin it

VIP status now
thuggin it
AHKMEL PHAROD
Brooklyn's Own
Straight Gutting it

I'm live now chilling
waterside no doubting it
visiting my new wifey
at school Dalhouse'n it

picnics on campus
I'm the man of the year
I like where this is going
and I am well prepared

proposal one knee
I'm no longer scared
to leave America for this woman

OH YEAH


V3. Written by AHKMEL PHAROD


10 years later divorced
now I'm in Vancouver
on some different shit
like Rick the Ruler

spreading my love fast and
quicker than a tumor
nicknamed the Comeback kid
larger than a rumor

Vancity bound
and I'm about to scope a
snow bunny downtown
on that super duper

Canadian Sugar mommas
holding me down like whoa
never leaving the house unfed
and without dough

Shopping sprees every day
thicking than the snow
shoe game on point
should've seen all these hoes

clocking me up and down
from head to toe
asking me for my name
and if they can blow

had to hat-trick these
chicks like the Canucks
put em all in one room
then let my wood chuck chuck

cuz how many woods
could a wood chuck chuck
if a wood chuck could chuck wood

OH YEAH

"Come On" X 3